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Fishing is one of the top recreational activities in America. Millions of people go fishing every year to catch some fresh fish and let their minds wander. The outdoor activity offers you a chance to spend time with your friends and family, and it’s also a great way to spend time alone as well. There’s something calming about being outside, looking at the blue water while you quietly think. So what is the best type of fishing? That depends on who you ask and where they are in reference to the lake, ocean, or river that they are talking about. Some say fly-fishing is the best because it allows you to target wildlife like pike and bass as well as fish that prefer to live in smaller bodies of water. Others will tell you that casting from shore is the best form of fishing because it gives you a chance to see what local wildlife has been catching lately, plus it makes for easier access and cleaning afterwards – everything from releasing those bass back into nature, or taking them home for dinner tonight. Whatever you choose there’s going to be a funny quote associated with it. Here are some funny fishing quotes that might make you want to take up the hobby yourself:

Introduction

Grizzly Adams, an American hero and famous hunting writer from the 1800s, said “When I am out West on a salmon river, I get a feeling that I am back in my boyhood. The trees are still there; the hills are still there; the water is muddy and cold. It’s good to be back.” “I have caught more fish than you have time for.” “Stupid fisherman! It’s just like trying to make love to a fish!” “I don’t eat trout without looking them in the eye first.” “Sometimes you’re better off not catching anything at all.”

Best funny fishing quote

The fish are biting today! Fishing is a game of patience. When fishing at my dad’s, we always target the walleye. It’s better to be lucky than good.

Fishing is one of those things that can always make you smile, no matter how bad your day is going.

Here are some of the best funny fishing quotes to brighten up your day.

“Fishing is just waiting, with a stick.”

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.”

“I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better when they don’t smoke at all. I suspect it has something to do with body chemistry.”

“The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.”

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Fishing is a discipline in the equality of man – for all men are equal before fish.”

“Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains.”

“People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen.”

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.”

“Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.”

“Fishermen are a bunch of liars; they lie about what they’ve caught, how they’ve caught it, and where they’ve caught it.”

“My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.”